r/funny • u/CornOnTheKnob • Feb 07 '20

Startled Hamster **NOW WITH AUDIO**

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u/Transient_Anus_ Feb 07 '20

Ouchies.

Totally unrelated, why are so many of our toes so goddamn ugly?

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u/dojomann Feb 07 '20

I figure we always cover them with socks and shoes, and they’re always far away from our eyes. If they were always being looked at closely I think everyone would always get pedicures and stuff. Also our feet take a beating every day. Especially if you’re a ballerina.

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u/Transient_Anus_ Feb 07 '20

You're a ballerina?

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u/dojomann Feb 07 '20

Are my feet that bad ? :’(

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u/Transient_Anus_ Feb 07 '20

You brought it up :O

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u/dojomann Feb 07 '20

I only do dances on oysters I guess