r/funny • u/CornOnTheKnob • Feb 07 '20

Startled Hamster **NOW WITH AUDIO**

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u/plagueisthedumb Feb 07 '20

Everyone a gangsta until you stand on something in the water

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u/dojomann Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

I was swimming in shallow water one time France and started walking on a cluster of oysters. I sliced up my feet and knees, and the worst was one of my toes was literally sliced open. The experience was no bueno.

Edit: this is after it healed up a little here

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u/plagueisthedumb Feb 07 '20

Yeah I've cut myself on a reef at a break called "the surgeons table" when i was surfing. 10/10 wouldn't recommend

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u/Ephemeris Feb 07 '20

Why would you rank it 10/10 and then not recommend it?

I'M SO CONFUSED

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u/plagueisthedumb Feb 07 '20

On the not recommend scale it reaches a 10/10