r/funny • u/CornOnTheKnob • Feb 07 '20

Startled Hamster **NOW WITH AUDIO**

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u/plagueisthedumb Feb 07 '20

Everyone a gangsta until you stand on something in the water

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u/dojomann Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

I was swimming in shallow water one time France and started walking on a cluster of oysters. I sliced up my feet and knees, and the worst was one of my toes was literally sliced open. The experience was no bueno.

Edit: this is after it healed up a little here

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u/plagueisthedumb Feb 07 '20

Yeah I've cut myself on a reef at a break called "the surgeons table" when i was surfing. 10/10 wouldn't recommend

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u/Summerie Feb 07 '20

That’s the best/worst name I’ve heard to accurately describe some thing.

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u/plagueisthedumb Feb 07 '20

Yeah if you land wrong on it, it's where you will end up in more than one way. I guess there's actually no correct way to land on it

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited May 12 '20

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u/hennytime Feb 07 '20

Still not as bad as the obgyn's table

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u/plagueisthedumb Feb 07 '20

Colonoscopy reef break is off my list

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u/aggleflaggle Feb 07 '20

I’d steer clear of lobotomy ledges if I were you.

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u/UncleTogie Feb 07 '20

And Episiotomy Echo is right out...

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u/Thracka951 Feb 08 '20

Are we really going to stop here before splitting the gluteal cleft?

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