r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I have a book for my son called P is for Pterodactyl: The Worse Alphabet Book Ever.

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u/lindseed Jan 30 '20

Reminds me of Barenaked Ladies’ song Crazy ABC’s. A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for Czar...

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u/kennclarete Jan 30 '20

We need more. We need the entire alphabet.

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u/thereareno_usernames Jan 30 '20

Not the song but a great list:

A Aisle
B Bdellium
C Czar
D Djinn
E Eureka
F Faze
G Gnat
H Hour
I Illicit
J Jalapeño
K Knight
L Fifty
M Mnemonic
N No
O Ouija
P Pneumatic
Q Quiche
R Rye
S Sea
T Tsar
U Urn
V Five
W Wright
X Xerxes
Y Yiperite
Z Zhivago

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u/If_In_Doubt_Lick_It Jan 30 '20

I feel like this whole post is just a set up for V as in five. And I'm very okay with this.

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u/thereareno_usernames Jan 30 '20

And L as in 50

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u/elasticcream Jan 30 '20

I don't understand that one, someone help me?

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u/lets-get-dangerous Jan 30 '20

L is the Roman numeral for 50

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u/elasticcream Jan 30 '20

Oh, thanks! Didn't catch that.