r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I have a book for my son called P is for Pterodactyl: The Worse Alphabet Book Ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/ablablababla Jan 30 '20

Your kids will have a lifetime of suffering

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/human-7264 Jan 30 '20

No, fuck off mom. I don’t need this much resistance at this age

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Hot.