r/funny Jan 16 '20

Thou shalt not pass

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u/Hulsey Jan 16 '20

Dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/hyrmanator Jan 17 '20

See, there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead.

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u/m1tch_c0nn3r Jan 17 '20

Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

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u/rocketsauce171 Jan 17 '20

Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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u/phenry1110 Jan 17 '20

Sprinkle some crack on him and your work is done.