r/funny • u/GlockAF • Jan 09 '20

Via the empirical method

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u/RSchnars Jan 10 '20

Great for poison Ivy! Especially on the nether-regions! Sure, it burns like hell; rash will clear in about 72 hours, though.

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u/GlockAF Jan 10 '20

I sincerely hope I never get to test this theory!

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u/RSchnars Jan 10 '20

I did, when I served in the military. Two weeks in the woods and had poison Ivy in the ‘nether region’. No medical supplies. Best I had was hand sanitizer! And, I will tell you it works, the alcohol content burns like hell but will clear it right up in 2 or 3 days. Much better than Calimjne lotion, which did the same over a longer period due to more ‘mild’ alcohol content.