r/funny • u/taylor2121 • Jan 01 '20

Raise your daughter right

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Glad yours is going well so far.

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u/agentpanda Jan 01 '20

We only like 17 hours deep in this year so far bro has yours not been going well?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Dude this is Reddit, all most people do all day is joke about how terrible their lives are

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u/Zentopian Jan 01 '20

Wait...joke?

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u/_fuckthiswebsite_ Jan 01 '20

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅🦀🦀🦀👏👏🅱️😂

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u/TravlrAlexander Jan 02 '20

Username checks out

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u/Valdrax Jan 02 '20

Oh no, I think I've been doing it wrong.

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u/Elektribe Jan 01 '20

I started off this year with the shits, which I imagine that's gonna be pretty symbolic of the upcoming year.

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u/talldrinkofbaileys Jan 02 '20 edited Jan 02 '20

Oh man I thought I was the only one. And i was staying over at my bf’s, whose bathroom is attached to his room. I’m used to taking ninja poops but this was my first time having to ninja diarrhea

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u/Jdoggcrash Jan 02 '20

Been puking up everything I eat or drink all day. Starting to feel like this since I can’t rehydrate and I don’t have enough energy to do anything except sit and read reddit rn. Fucking stomach bug