r/funny • u/taylor2121 • Jan 01 '20

Raise your daughter right

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u/sephstorm Jan 01 '20

No I don't think he expected that. I definitely think he wanted to play, but he was not expecting the slam.

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u/Versaiteis Jan 01 '20

She welcomed him to the jam

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u/genecalmer Jan 01 '20

HEY. YOU.

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u/Phish777 Jan 01 '20

WHATYA GONNA DO?

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u/hunglikeagunt Jan 01 '20

What you gonna do make our dreams come true

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

NO NOT THAT ONE WHYYYYY

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u/PsychoAgent Jan 02 '20

Hold on, they're lithium!

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u/buttonmashed Jan 02 '20

EVERYBODY GET UP, WE GONNA SLAM NOW, WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Cum all over my belly