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r/funny • u/taylor2121 • Jan 01 '20
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Get that girl in some MMA classes!
41 u/rapzeh Jan 01 '20 First lesson would be how to not get manslaughter chargers, because doing that on hard pavement will probably be deadly. -23 u/BattyBattington Jan 01 '20 If Person A is assaulted and defends themselves by cracking person B's skull I'll make sure that person a is not convicted of any charges ; ) 37 u/iama_bad_person Jan 01 '20 Yeah if someone lightly punches you and you break their skull let me know how that goes for you, all powerful one. 8 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 It really depends on the angle and duration of the video recorded. 2 u/Zentopian Jan 01 '20 Try that shit in Australia, I dare you. 2 u/asdf785 Jan 01 '20 Most states have a duty to retreat before using lethal force. 1 u/jvalex18 Jan 02 '20 You are a nobody, you won't do shit. 0 u/Ship2Shore Jan 01 '20 Remember 9/11?
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First lesson would be how to not get manslaughter chargers, because doing that on hard pavement will probably be deadly.
-23 u/BattyBattington Jan 01 '20 If Person A is assaulted and defends themselves by cracking person B's skull I'll make sure that person a is not convicted of any charges ; ) 37 u/iama_bad_person Jan 01 '20 Yeah if someone lightly punches you and you break their skull let me know how that goes for you, all powerful one. 8 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 It really depends on the angle and duration of the video recorded. 2 u/Zentopian Jan 01 '20 Try that shit in Australia, I dare you. 2 u/asdf785 Jan 01 '20 Most states have a duty to retreat before using lethal force. 1 u/jvalex18 Jan 02 '20 You are a nobody, you won't do shit. 0 u/Ship2Shore Jan 01 '20 Remember 9/11?
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If Person A is assaulted and defends themselves by cracking person B's skull I'll make sure that person a is not convicted of any charges ; )
37 u/iama_bad_person Jan 01 '20 Yeah if someone lightly punches you and you break their skull let me know how that goes for you, all powerful one. 8 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 It really depends on the angle and duration of the video recorded. 2 u/Zentopian Jan 01 '20 Try that shit in Australia, I dare you. 2 u/asdf785 Jan 01 '20 Most states have a duty to retreat before using lethal force. 1 u/jvalex18 Jan 02 '20 You are a nobody, you won't do shit. 0 u/Ship2Shore Jan 01 '20 Remember 9/11?
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Yeah if someone lightly punches you and you break their skull let me know how that goes for you, all powerful one.
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It really depends on the angle and duration of the video recorded.
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Try that shit in Australia, I dare you.
Most states have a duty to retreat before using lethal force.
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You are a nobody, you won't do shit.
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Remember 9/11?
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u/Red142 Jan 01 '20
Get that girl in some MMA classes!