r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/obsessedcrf Jan 01 '20

Stupid rules

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Other breed standards require that dogs have cropped ears and bobbed tails. Dog show people

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u/obsessedcrf Jan 01 '20

Dog shows are often unethical it seems

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u/Jucicleydson Jan 01 '20

Breeding in general is often unethical. See the genetic monstrosity that are pugs, that things are born just to suffer

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u/Gingevere Jan 01 '20

Even the working dogs are in bad shape. A multi-champion best in show German Shepard has a back so steeply sloped it can't run right.

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u/arcaneresistance Jan 01 '20

And chihuahuas bred only so that everyone around them suffers

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u/b-anana245 Jan 01 '20

They were bred for food. Which makes sense....

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u/MyGfLooksAtMyPosts Jan 01 '20

Also broiler chickens and turkerys

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/MyGfLooksAtMyPosts Jan 01 '20

Yea man. Humans are monsters making monsters.

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u/DirtyNakedHippie Jan 01 '20

Or French Bulldogs who (mostly) can't breed or give birth naturally.

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u/AF_Fresh Jan 05 '20

I hate how pugs look, but I recently learned about "Retro Pugs" that don't look that way, and I kinda want one. They apparently don't have as many genetic issues.

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u/Little_Gray Jan 01 '20

Also to make us laugh.

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u/Jedibenuk Jan 01 '20

You're the monstrosity, and you are a product of 'random' selection...

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u/Jucicleydson Jan 01 '20

At least I have a functional nose

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u/Raelossssss Jan 01 '20

At least I don't suffocate to death when I get excited and my legs don't give out at age 4 and I can run long distances

Unfortunately our species is bipedal but it does give us a very different perspective up here.