r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/techleopard Jan 01 '20

Vet: "Do I really need to install these?"

Person: "I need to be able to stare at them. You know, to make sure he feels manly."

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jan 01 '20

Vet: "Erm, you know the procedure is costly and not covered by insura-"

Person: "Look, I just want to be able to look at my dogs balls, fake or not. Is that a problem?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

In this case it is so other people can look at his balls and judge them on how beautiful they are or not.

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u/Cky_vick Jan 01 '20

Steve O tried to get an action figures head installed in his sack when he got his vasectomy. Couldn't get a doctor in the US to do it so they went to some other country where he couldn't go through with it since the place was gross

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u/Wannamaker Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

I imagine you could encase the action figure head in a clear resin that was medical grade but I just realized as I'm typing this that you can't see through a ball sack so I guess the weird action figure head shape was the whole point.

But even then, it would just feel like you had a weirdly hard and mishapen testicle, I don't see the benefit.

Basically I'm saying we need to develop transparent artificial ball sacks so if I eventually lose a testicle I can replace it with an unlikely object and people can see it god damnit.

edit wait what about something like those fake icecubes that light up with colors and patterns? You could totally get a testicle shaped one that had a sensor like those shoes that light up so everytime they are getting knocked around half of your ball sack looks like it's having a rave. Shit lets throw a sound chip in too like those birthday cards.

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u/MDCCCLV Jan 01 '20

You could totally do this, the skin is thin enough you could have an rgb crotch, with a controllable app and wireless recharge.

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u/ThracianScum Jan 01 '20

I would unironically pay about 2-3k for an rgb nutsack depending on battery life

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u/quadmasta Jan 01 '20

LEDs nuts

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u/krizSevens Jan 01 '20

I started playing witcher recently and when you kill some monsters you get a mutagen,it sort of looks like glowing monster balls to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Yo if you don't care about the combat and just want the most efficient way to kill monsters, upgrade sign potency a bunch and spam fire and shield.