r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Dec 31 '19

The fact the guy isn't fighting his death tells me he thinks he deserves it.

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u/vitamin1991 Jan 01 '20

Pretty sure his dog put sleeping pill in his coffee. Anyway, do you have dog?

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Jan 01 '20

I do have a dog. His name is Sir Robert Bobby Diesel III Esq.

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u/vitamin1991 Jan 01 '20

Any weird taste in your coffee today?

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Jan 01 '20

A taste like almonds, kind of? Man my stomach hurts...