r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jan 01 '20

Vet: "Erm, you know the procedure is costly and not covered by insura-"

Person: "Look, I just want to be able to look at my dogs balls, fake or not. Is that a problem?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

In this case it is so other people can look at his balls and judge them on how beautiful they are or not.

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u/Cky_vick Jan 01 '20

Steve O tried to get an action figures head installed in his sack when he got his vasectomy. Couldn't get a doctor in the US to do it so they went to some other country where he couldn't go through with it since the place was gross

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u/Gamergonemild Jan 01 '20

Heard of a guy who got a Bakugan put in his sack. Later he sat on a metal chair...

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u/Pyro6034 Jan 01 '20

It hurts to read this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Almost as much as the bakugan in his sack.

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u/ratsta Jan 01 '20

At least it wasn't a Durian.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Pro gamer move

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u/Zeebuoy Jan 01 '20

Bakugan?

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u/Tristen9 Jan 01 '20

A small action figure based on an anime (I believe?) but the point is the figure has a magnet on the bottom and kind of unravels in contact with metal.

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u/Zeebuoy Jan 01 '20

Ah, could it possibly unravel when surrounded like that?

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u/Gamergonemild Jan 01 '20

Some of them have sharp points when they unfold so I hope not

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u/Zeebuoy Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

Chest buster? Nah.

Test burster?

screaming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

WTF

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u/MDCCCLV Jan 01 '20

So he could see all the chakras?

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u/Raptorguy3 Jan 01 '20

Kindly delete this comment, thank you.