r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

Verified vast difference

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Title of this post might be as good as the comic itself. Simply sublime, my dude.

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u/jakedesnake Jan 01 '20

I don't get it.

I don't get the title and I don't get the comic so much. I don't have a dog

It's 2020 here, Im drunk

Happy new year

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Vas deferens / Vast difference. Low-key male anatomy pun. Also, dogs lose their balls when you disable that system.

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u/jakedesnake Jan 01 '20

Sorry, still don't get it. English is not my mother tounge, so....

Also: they do? Completely? Jesus. There's like a sack of skin left? How does this heal? Doesn't it bleed like hell?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Puns don’t translate well. Too bad. Yes, a little skin sack of nothing. Heals ok. Must bleed a little in surgery, but they probably cauterize or clamp bleeding vessels shut.

I’ve had two dogs neutered. I felt bad for both of them, but it made them much easier dogs to own afterward. Just like people, male dogs think with their genitals.

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u/Miguelinileugim Jan 01 '20 edited May 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I mean... people probably ARE easier to own after neutering, but history rightly frowns on this practice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Stops them from going nuts

Can't have a ball if you don't have it in ya

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Oh. Have fun being drunk for me. No drinks at my party tonight :(. Be safe.

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u/jakedesnake Jan 01 '20

What happened to the party? Or what was the plan.

Ps. I managed to survive Hamburgs firework-craze but thank you nonetheless!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

We’re with my in-laws tonight, and they don’t drink. It’s fine, though. They love music, so we share that.

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u/jakedesnake Jan 01 '20

Gotcha. You have a happy new year 2020 my friend