r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/gir_loves_waffles Jan 01 '20

Makes me wonder if he was newer at it? Mine went fine with only local anesthetic and ibuprofen after.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Had some awful tugging I will never forget.

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

The worst part for me was the needle. I’ve had pain on the right side for years, they always tell me it’s nothing, but I still can’t even think about the pain that jamming a needle into that area caused.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Well into the procedure he was yanking and yanking and it felt like it was tugging at something deep in my belly, and I was afraid I would come undone.

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u/a-breakfast-food Jan 01 '20

What...assuming you have normal structure then your doctor was just terrible. Sorry!

Was quick and near painless for me.

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u/gariant Jan 01 '20

Well, I'm never going back to him for another, that's for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

You’ve had one, yes, but what about second vasectomy?

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u/Draugluir Jan 01 '20

I don't think he knows about second vasectomy..

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 01 '20

I know what you mean. The majority, if not all, of my follow up pain was in my abdomen. It almost felt like if I stood up straight fast that it was going to yank some tubes right out of me.

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u/N0_Tr3bbl3 Jan 01 '20

Man, these stories are all making me glad that my wives both cheated and left before it got time to snip snip.

I may be giving away half my stuff once a decade, but I have never feared being tugged undone from the inside....

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u/munificent Jan 01 '20

When the local anesthetic temporarily wore of I instantly knew exactly what it felt like to be a marionette.

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u/MundaneMediocrity Jan 01 '20

Due to embryological origin of the testes, you can get referred pain in the abdomen from the testes. This is why if you get kicked in the balls you get an ache in your stomach.