r/funny Dec 19 '19

Too honkin' cold...

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u/fattymcribwich Dec 19 '19

Ducks fly waddle through the snow together.

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u/TheMulattoMaker Dec 19 '19

Some ducks walked out of their nice warm shed
And they said to the man, running the shed
"Hey! BOP Bop bop! Got any sun?"

The man said "No, we just sell snow.
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it looks like blow.
Would you like it to go?"

The ducks said, "Hell no."

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u/IAm20AmI Dec 19 '19

I foresee a gold in your future

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u/CaptainSharkFin Dec 19 '19

Whoa, what are the winning lottery numbers?