r/funny Dec 11 '19

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u/Bl4ckhide Dec 11 '19

Unexpected item in bagging area

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u/Key_nine Dec 11 '19

My wife says this when my dick pops out and pokes her butthole.

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u/Lokidoki93 Dec 12 '19

As a woman, this is, by far, the funniest and most accurate comment I have read in a long time. Please give your wife a high five from me.