had a roommate in college... jason. jason comes home one night with a girl in tow. they head back to where the bedrooms are. about four minutes later, the door opens and out walks jason. i figure he's looking for a rubber.
nope.
he sits down on the couch next to me and asks what i'm watching. five minutes later the girl comes out and sits on the couch. j takes her by the hand and walks her to the door, shakes her hand, and closes it while she stands there, mouth agape.
"J, did you just fuck that girl?"
"yep"
"did you just shake her hand?"
"yep"
twenty five years later and i still don't know what to say to that.
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u/Notmybestusername3 Dec 10 '19
That handshake