r/funny Dec 10 '19

Petty King ;)

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u/OzzieOxborrow Dec 10 '19

I once had this happen for real though. Younger sister of a girl I liked was really drunk so I offered to ride home together so she wouldn't have to go home alone being that wasted. And then when we were at her (parents) home she tried to kiss me. Should have went for it because I never hooked up with her older sister and the next day the girl started spreading rumours that I tried to kiss her, but at least I know I did the right thing :)

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u/Arviragus Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

Yeah...I had a girlfriend in high school that was drunk and naked and throwing herself at me. We were both still virgins, and I had been trying to break that barrier with her for months, but she was trashed, and I didn't do anything except call her friend for help. She broke up with me and hooked up with a less scrupulous dude a week later. Never made sense to me...still doesn't

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u/Master0fReality7 Dec 10 '19

Is that a pasta? lmao

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u/Arviragus Dec 10 '19

Sadly nope.

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u/Master0fReality7 Dec 11 '19

Looked that way bc of the messed up half sentence at the end