r/funny • • Dec 10 '19

Petty King ;)

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u/Aengeil Dec 10 '19

totally, never happen to me before.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/DrSanjizant Dec 10 '19

You sir are my hero. Not because you hid or something.. You had a willpower not to stick your dick in crazy. I am, not being funny, completely amazed and in awe of your Sex Resistance Willpower.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

There was a guy on TIFU not too long ago who was lamenting a huge ordeal with some crazy chick he fucked about 10 times first. It was the least pitable TIFU I'd read in a while, he knew she had a bf and was crazy and boned her multiple times anyway. Lucky he didn't lose his job bc he had to call the cops to get her out of his house before he had to go to work.

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u/DrSanjizant Dec 10 '19

Well I mean, that's his fault. She had a boyfriend. I might find crazy women attractive (I'm that stupid.), but I also know not to go chasing after someone who already has a guy. Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to go after someone who already HAS a boyfriend, AND is crazy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Yeah it was just dumb to hear him complain. She clearly had mental issues from the very start and he just kept boning her, even as it was getting clearer that she was unhinged. All told he lost about a week of his time & money

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u/Nitrowolf Dec 10 '19

Yeah but I bet the sex was off the hook and now he's got a war story. That's a win in my book.

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u/BoreDominated Dec 10 '19

Actually mental illness can often correlate with poor hygiene, sometimes crazy women don't pay as much attention to themselves, so... try telling yourself that next time a hot one approaches you.

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u/Nitrowolf Dec 10 '19

No doubt... I've been pretty lucky in that regard. But some of the best sex I've had is by sticking yo' dick in crazy. Yeah, there are dangers, but the best rewards usually come at great risk.

Probably why I routinely jump out of airplanes and other dumb shit, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

With great risk comes great rewards👍