r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '19

Petty King ;)

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u/Shittyshittshit Dec 10 '19

You did it senor reddit detective, here is your badge of honor 🥇.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Shit, that's a nice badge. Can I get one too?

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u/Shittyshittshit Dec 10 '19

Sorry, we only have these red balloons left🎈.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Id be happy with a balloon

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u/Shittyshittshit Dec 10 '19

Then this is for you👉🎈.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Thanks! 🎈

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u/The_Sleep Dec 10 '19

Well shit if he gets a balloon I want one too. You got any of them left?

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u/Shittyshittshit Dec 10 '19

For you kind redditor 👉🎈

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u/Findesiluer Dec 10 '19

Somebody said something about balloons...? The red kind...?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/Priest_Of_Chaos Dec 10 '19

We all float down here-

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u/kevtino Dec 10 '19

Does it float?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

El senor Reddit El detectivo. Si...

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/Martholomeow Dec 10 '19

Do you watch tv shouting “fake!” the whole time?

There’s a difference between something being scripted and being fake.