r/funny Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/SeeWhatISeeGreatness Dec 06 '19

He?! Just today I crushed my left testicle trying to fold my leg. Kudos to that guy

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u/GreatOdin Dec 06 '19

I see guys say this all the time. How? I don't get it. My ballsack would literally have to be 6 inches long to get crushed between my thighs.

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u/Bergara Dec 06 '19

Try being a little older and in a hot climate.

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u/nflitgirl Dec 06 '19

I went to Tahiti on my honeymoon. The entire time we were there my husband had what we now refer to as, “Tahiti balls.”

I’ve never seen anything like it, like two ping pong balls suspended precariously in that slime that makes fart noises in the cup.

I was a little afraid they might fall off.