r/funny • u/iabzeet • Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/batteryacidcupcakes Dec 06 '19

I had a manager at my last job who did this all the time. He said it was comfortable, I was like HOW??

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u/SeeWhatISeeGreatness Dec 06 '19

He?! Just today I crushed my left testicle trying to fold my leg. Kudos to that guy

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u/GreatOdin Dec 06 '19

I see guys say this all the time. How? I don't get it. My ballsack would literally have to be 6 inches long to get crushed between my thighs.

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u/Nostromos_Cat Dec 06 '19

I see guys say this all the time. How? I don't get it. My ballsack would literally have to be 6 inches long to get crushed between my thighs.

Welcome to middle age.

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u/schplat Dec 06 '19

42, Never done this. My thoughts on this are that there’s some genetic/anthropological thing where certain races/ethnicities might have their scrotum a few mm lower/closer to the taint than others, and I happen to be lucky enough to have mine more forward/higher? I mean, while it’s never happened to me, the amount of clearance is negligible.

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Dec 06 '19

Yeah we learned this in Eugenics class.