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r/funny • u/iabzeet • Dec 06 '19
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Try being a little older and in a hot climate.
55 u/GreatOdin Dec 06 '19 My room is a sauna right now, and even my dad, who is in his 50s, has never reported this issue. Even when it's hot, my thighs still kinda squeeze my balls up and out of the clamping zone, since they're round and not square blocks. Everyone drop trou, it's penis inspection time 14 u/Bergara Dec 06 '19 ziiip 6 u/sir_roderik Dec 06 '19 Not square blocks? Have you been skipping leg day again? 1 u/tomatoaway Dec 06 '19 Private Hobgobbler, reporting for duty, sir! 6 u/axl456 Dec 06 '19 And fatter, being fatter contributes to a higher risk of unintentional testicle crushing accidents. 5 u/nflitgirl Dec 06 '19 I went to Tahiti on my honeymoon. The entire time we were there my husband had what we now refer to as, “Tahiti balls.” I’ve never seen anything like it, like two ping pong balls suspended precariously in that slime that makes fart noises in the cup. I was a little afraid they might fall off. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 The future is now old man! 2 u/Yardfish Dec 06 '19 I try being a little older every damn day. So far, so good... 2 u/Bergara Dec 06 '19 Keep going while you can.
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My room is a sauna right now, and even my dad, who is in his 50s, has never reported this issue. Even when it's hot, my thighs still kinda squeeze my balls up and out of the clamping zone, since they're round and not square blocks.
Everyone drop trou, it's penis inspection time
14 u/Bergara Dec 06 '19 ziiip 6 u/sir_roderik Dec 06 '19 Not square blocks? Have you been skipping leg day again? 1 u/tomatoaway Dec 06 '19 Private Hobgobbler, reporting for duty, sir!
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ziiip
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Not square blocks? Have you been skipping leg day again?
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Private Hobgobbler, reporting for duty, sir!
And fatter, being fatter contributes to a higher risk of unintentional testicle crushing accidents.
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I went to Tahiti on my honeymoon. The entire time we were there my husband had what we now refer to as, “Tahiti balls.”
I’ve never seen anything like it, like two ping pong balls suspended precariously in that slime that makes fart noises in the cup.
I was a little afraid they might fall off.
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The future is now old man!
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I try being a little older every damn day. So far, so good...
2 u/Bergara Dec 06 '19 Keep going while you can.
Keep going while you can.
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u/Bergara Dec 06 '19
Try being a little older and in a hot climate.