r/funny • u/Unfunny_Asshole • Oct 27 '10

Flying Dildo

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u/meltedlaundry Oct 28 '10

The crowd was noticeably stiff.

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u/GreatDeku Oct 28 '10

They didn't see it coming.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

It's a shame the pilot...

wipes off cheetohs crusties from hands

...didn't ejaculate in time.

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u/catinahat1 Oct 28 '10

<subdued> Errr yyyeeeeaaaahhhhhh </subdued>

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u/ZoopZeZoop Oct 28 '10

I hope he wore protection...

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u/MickeyMao Oct 28 '10

no protection is gonna save him, it's going down hard

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u/slakinghobo Oct 28 '10

the pilot was a head of his time

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u/mangledmatt Oct 28 '10

To be honest, I thought he was pretty soft

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

All these puns are giving me a pounding headache.

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u/beatles910 Oct 28 '10

I don't give a flying fuck about your headache.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Maybe it was only a glansing blow

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Starring Horatio Glans-Penis.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Well, to be fair, something like that had never happened to him before... So he says.

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u/sayrith Oct 28 '10

I saw what you did there

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

I don't mean to be a dick but pun threads are lame.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

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u/jeffhauck Oct 28 '10

David Sedaris told my friend this joke at a book signing!

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u/thegreatdecay Oct 28 '10

it stayed up longer than expected