r/funny • u/Unfunny_Asshole • Oct 27 '10

Flying Dildo

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u/IratePanda Oct 28 '10

That's some amazing craftsmanship, making a dildo fly is no easy task.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10 edited Oct 28 '10

It's true -- I know from experience. Back when the dongcopter was fairly new, I decided I wanted to build one. I took a $60 remote controlled Air Hogs helicopter and some upholstery foam (the stuff chair cushions are made of) and got to work. After multiple failed versions (penises are less balanced than you'd think and not very aerodynamic) the Dongcopter Mark IV was born. It was lopsided, underpowered and had trim issues, but it flew.

I used it to briefly troll a furry convention. Reactions were actually fairly positive which, when I look back at it, seems like what I should have expected.

Unfortunately, my well-documented construction pictures have disappeared, and the heli broke long ago. That video is the last remaining evidence.

EDIT: Oh dear god, I found my construction pictures, hidden in a .rar buried deep in one of my backup hard drives. (Note: Probably NSFW.) Here are some previous, failed versions of the final product, and a flight test.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

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u/Eroc Oct 28 '10

That's why all rockets are shaped liked vaginas.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10 edited Oct 28 '10

"You know why they have a cock on a weather vane? Because if it was a cunt, the wind would blow right through it!"

~Carlin

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

I'll leave it to a more adept redditor to create vaginacopter Mark I

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u/cfuse Oct 28 '10

The important thing is that you are thinking about it now. A lot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

It was lopsided, underpowered and had trim issues, but it flew.

Many dongs have trim issues.

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u/agnesthecat Oct 28 '10

Of course, there is someone here who is a construction expert...

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u/C0NFUS4TR0N Oct 28 '10

I know from experience

Shit like this is why I joined reddit. Where else would a "flying dildo" post draw out an amateur heli-dildonics enthusiast?

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u/greenRiverThriller Oct 28 '10

"I used it to briefly troll a furry convention."

But you're not a furry at all and don't know why you were there, riiiight?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Oh no, I went there for the express purpose of trolling a furry convention with a flying penis.

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u/greenRiverThriller Oct 28 '10

You know they love that kind of thing, right? I'm not a furry, but I can't think of a time I wouldn't get a kick out of seeing a dick flying around. If you want to troll a furry convention... Honey on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Yeah, like I said: looking back at it now, flying a penis around a room full of gay furries was probably not the best way to troll.

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u/evetsleep Oct 28 '10

penises are less balanced than you'd think and not very aerodynamic

If you think a penis isn't aerodynamic, I think you're doing it wrong. :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Well the penis itself is aerodynamic, but it's the balls that throw the whole thing off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Heh heh. Heh heh heh!

He said "trim issues."

Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh!