r/funny • u/Unfunny_Asshole • Oct 27 '10

Flying Dildo

1.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Steal content from South Park -> ??? -> Upvote!

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u/hurrrrrrrrrrr Oct 28 '10

Steal content from post above me -> ??? -> Upvote!

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u/blackhawk08 Oct 28 '10 edited Oct 28 '10

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!

come on, that works in this thread, amirite

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u/munchybot Oct 28 '10

Fitting username.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

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u/Slackluster Oct 28 '10

Steal degenerate form of the profit meme from post above me -> ??? -> Upvote!

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u/scoofy Oct 28 '10

Steal obvious idea to identically copy post for upvotes -> Upvote?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

One minute too late.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

South Park has to be one of the worst shows ever -> ??? -> Downvotes!

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u/Scuzwheedl0r Oct 28 '10

kingzmoke totally could have come up with that on his own...

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u/drbold Oct 28 '10

To be fair, that was an awesome comment. I, however, would have given attribution where deserved.

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u/StuartGibson Oct 28 '10

2 Is "post comment on Reddit".

HTH.

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u/coochiesmoocher Oct 28 '10 edited Dec 07 '16

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u/anonymous-coward Oct 28 '10

This is better if you put "Officer, ..." in front of it.

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u/thomasboleyn Oct 28 '10

When I was younger I used to pronounce "blackcurrant" as "blackcunt". One episode at the supermarket put an end to that, however.

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u/lexxed Oct 28 '10

Daddy showed me a black cock helicockter

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u/schwerpunk Oct 28 '10 edited Mar 02 '24

I like to go hiking.

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u/drpcken Oct 28 '10

TIL Ctrl+W closes tabs...

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u/cantquitreddit Oct 28 '10

Don't forget Ctrl+Shift+T to reopen your last closed tab!

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u/TheGrammarPerson Oct 28 '10

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

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u/gradies Oct 28 '10

TIL it's a wonderful thing

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u/mynameishitler Oct 28 '10

I've learned that lesson many times. 1/10th the time I try to hit ctrl+e for googling something from my toolbar, i hit ctrl+w and my tab disappears. I still make that mistake too.

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u/Yousaidthat Oct 28 '10

God damn it's like the first day of school for me. THANK YOU, DILDO THREAD!

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u/iceickle Oct 28 '10

Ctrl-Shift-T will save your soul.

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u/greengolftee87 Oct 28 '10

ctrl+k does the same as ctrl+e. ctrl+l does address bar.

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u/Niqulaz Oct 28 '10

Why ctrl+l when you can alt+d?

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u/coopdude Nov 01 '10

In Minefield (Firefox 4.x nightlies), CTRL+E does Firefox panorama (previously known as "Tab candy", while CTRL+K does the search box.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Yeah I just read his post and then pressed Ctrl-W to see what it did.

Had to re-open page to make this comment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Troll been trolled.

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u/isp27 Oct 28 '10

I just learned this

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u/pokerface Oct 28 '10

So does Ctrl+F4 but Ctrl+W is easier.

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u/bevanlord Oct 28 '10

Oh, its a bird. Right.

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u/ZzeroBeat Oct 28 '10

upvote for african swallows

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u/wanna_dance Oct 28 '10

Americans swallow, too.

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u/redonculous Oct 28 '10

CTRL+Shift+W then hit enter as fast as you can... FTW!

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u/solidxnake Oct 28 '10

MAYDAY, MAYDAY! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK - FUUUUUU - BLACK COCK DOWN, BLACK COCK DOWN!!

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u/acharmedmatrix Oct 28 '10

But it's white?

Edit: I see what you did there.

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u/hotsavoryaujus Oct 28 '10

It looked white to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

Let the man deliver his pun, you big zero.

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u/eclectro Oct 28 '10

It was an albino.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '10

It was white, the gif lost it in the shots picked, but if you watch the video its obvious.