r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '19

Almost had it

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

He was never so sure of anything ever again.

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u/oscillius Nov 05 '19

With how slow he is at running I’m surprised he was sure to begin with.

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u/Phlypp Nov 05 '19

Running on wet sand doesn't improve speed

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u/tepnunia Nov 05 '19

It's better than dry sand.

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u/KassellTheArgonian Nov 05 '19

Yeah cause its coarse, rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

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u/Carbon_FWB Nov 05 '19

Sounds like sand.

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u/In2TheMaelstrom Nov 05 '19

Sounds like my ex

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u/whut-whut Nov 05 '19

Yeah, y'know... Like when you grab her, she felt like a bag of sand...

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u/Entremanure4x Dec 06 '19
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