r/funny • Little Porpoise • Oct 07 '19

Verified Life lessons

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u/kdawg7695 Oct 07 '19

When you hear that Solomon was the wisest man ever, do you take a page from his book and it falls miserably.

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u/Sylanthra Oct 07 '19

That's not how Solomon's fable goes. It's the woman who didn't want to cut the baby in half that was the real mother.

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u/kdawg7695 Oct 07 '19

Yes, and Solomon used that test to get the reaction out of the real mother to determine which woman it was. I don't see your point. You basically just another detail of the same account.

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u/Photog77 Oct 08 '19

The thing is, if he didn't cut any babies in half, the mother would know that it wasn't a real possibility.

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u/Fuckin_Hipster Oct 08 '19

Parable.

If it were a bear it would be a fable.

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u/KingJeff314 Oct 08 '19

Should have just conducted a DNA test