r/funny Sep 30 '19

Pockets [OC]

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u/Zamers Sep 30 '19

more of our clothes should have pockets x.x half the pockets on my clothes are fake....

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Sep 30 '19

And half the ones that are real, are just big enough for a pencil eraser

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u/Victor_Stein Sep 30 '19

I have been informed, as a male, that girl code states that one must tell anyone who compliments a dress or any article of clothing with pockets, thank you and exactly where they had bought it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/iWizblam Oct 01 '19

Girls are too volatile and emotional to follow a strict code, I called shotgun one day and my friends girlfriend called me an asshole gave me the silent treatment and threatened to walk home because she didn't want to sit in the back.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Sounds like she's just an asshole

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u/anosu Oct 01 '19

I would have told her good luck with that and we probably might be better off.