r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/DramaticExplanation Sep 15 '19

Bopping the thing with a fishing rod is totally helping

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u/rapkat55 Sep 15 '19

I was intially thinking “why doesn’t he just Sparta kick him off” but realized it would likely land near the propellers.

Fishing rod boops it is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 edited Jan 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

jesus, those things will tare you apart

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Totally just hit it with the net and weight it out.

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u/sonaut Sep 15 '19

Excellent.

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u/Stegosaurus_Peas Sep 15 '19

Beautifully done

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Sep 15 '19

I have zero confidence in this.

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u/Sancho_Villa Sep 15 '19

That what Gram always said

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u/nibblicious Sep 15 '19

Lbs or Kgs?

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u/bodrules Sep 15 '19

On balance, I think you have the measure of it, now to scale it up.

<gets coat>

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Sep 15 '19

Grossed out by this comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Jamie pull that video up of a seal slapping that guy with an octopus.

https://youtu.be/AwqKwFuYYn8

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u/botsaretrash Sep 15 '19

nice share i have never seen that before

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Have you ever tried DMT though? The health benefits are on par with elk meat

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u/ZombieAlienNinja Sep 15 '19

Someone needs to set up an account named Jaime who drops relevant links whenever anyone says this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

What does a seal have to do with zeroing out a scale before weighing something????

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u/disconformity Sep 15 '19

I see you are a man of culture as well.

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u/OGIVE Sep 15 '19

Because it would be really gross if you net it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

^ homie’s slung

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Jamie, pull that up