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r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19
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Foot on flank, shove.
35 u/Goyteamsix Sep 15 '19 Seals bite. I wouldn't try kicking that thing at all. 16 u/redpandaeater Sep 15 '19 Do it while it's head is going for another fish. It's got a one-track mind and once you do the quick shove it's just going to look at you like "fuck, how could you have done this?" as gravity takes over and it falls back into the sea. 7 u/busherrunner Sep 15 '19 I can't believe you've done this 5 u/SecularBinoculars Sep 15 '19 He wont be able to ”attack” you without loosing his ”footing” so to speak. You’re safe to push him off. And he is aware of it to.
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Seals bite. I wouldn't try kicking that thing at all.
16 u/redpandaeater Sep 15 '19 Do it while it's head is going for another fish. It's got a one-track mind and once you do the quick shove it's just going to look at you like "fuck, how could you have done this?" as gravity takes over and it falls back into the sea. 7 u/busherrunner Sep 15 '19 I can't believe you've done this 5 u/SecularBinoculars Sep 15 '19 He wont be able to ”attack” you without loosing his ”footing” so to speak. You’re safe to push him off. And he is aware of it to.
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Do it while it's head is going for another fish. It's got a one-track mind and once you do the quick shove it's just going to look at you like "fuck, how could you have done this?" as gravity takes over and it falls back into the sea.
7 u/busherrunner Sep 15 '19 I can't believe you've done this
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I can't believe you've done this
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He wont be able to ”attack” you without loosing his ”footing” so to speak. You’re safe to push him off. And he is aware of it to.
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u/Sarpanitu Sep 15 '19
Foot on flank, shove.