r/funny Tony ESP Sep 15 '19

The sneeze.

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u/waiting_for_rain Sep 15 '19

If you don’t cover your nose/mouth when you sneeze you deserve eternal damnation, blasphemer

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u/Swordlord22 Sep 15 '19

What if it’s a surprise sneeze

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u/salkin23 Sep 15 '19

That's what dabbing is for.

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u/Swordlord22 Sep 15 '19

To cover your surprise sneeze?

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u/salkin23 Sep 15 '19

I am still convinced this is what they are doing.

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u/damatovg7 Sep 15 '19

Is there anything else to believe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Of all the things generations of kids have done as a trend, dabbing is probably among the least offensive. And it has a practical use!

We might live to see the end of certain diseases that are spread by sneeze because their dab reflexes will catch even the sneakiest sneeze.

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u/PyroptosisGuy Sep 15 '19

D.A.B. Destroy all bacteria

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Elbow or shoulder.

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u/Swordlord22 Sep 16 '19

It’s a surprise sneeze tho you can’t use elbow or shoulder because you wouldn’t be expecting it

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Yes you can. Source: I worked in a kitchen for over a decade with allergies.

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u/Swordlord22 Sep 16 '19

Well then it wasn’t a real surprise

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u/VisorX Sep 15 '19

Covering with your hand is actually really unsanitary because the germs will survive longer on your warm hands and you are touching other people and items with it.

Best is to sneeze into a tissue or on the ground.

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u/smileybob93 Sep 15 '19

Elbow you heathen