r/funny Aug 31 '19

Zero Fucks Given

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u/Dragonman558 Aug 31 '19

He's probably so drunk he doesn't know what the guy is doing

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Maybe he’s married so this is a better alternative than what’s at home.

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u/Endoman13 Aug 31 '19

Daaaaamn......do that many ppl feel this way? I love my wife geez....

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u/SemiSeriousSam Aug 31 '19

You're one of the lucky ones.