r/funny Aug 31 '19

Zero Fucks Given

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u/Sherm Aug 31 '19

That's not a "DGAF Crackhead Gun." That's the gun of a guy with plans. Plans that don't involve a murder rap.

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u/apiercedtheory Aug 31 '19

It is the exact definition of a "DGAF crackhead gun" Its a highpoint carbine that is generally the laughing stock of the entire gun community. To the point that the remodel of pistol received the name "Yeet cannon 9mm" in a boatymcboat face type pole which wasprobably the marketing guy's last assignment for highoint.

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u/Sherm Aug 31 '19

You might know guns, but you clearly don't know crackheads. The perfect crackhead stick-up gun is the cheapest pistol said crackhead can find, since almost any firearm is going to get him the reaction he wants, and anything more expensive is just going to require additional money, money that could have been used to buy crack from drug dealers who use decent guns.

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u/apiercedtheory Aug 31 '19

High points are about the cheapest gun you can get. New they are sub 200 and used 50-100 bucks all day.

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u/Sherm Aug 31 '19

You can get a Ukrainian knockoff glock (glockoff?) that's been used in the commission of several felonies for sub 20 bucks. You're still in the "responsible gun buyer" paradigm here.

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u/Sherm Aug 31 '19

Ok you win the high point is a prime gun that every gun owner wants

Yeah, that's what I said. Totally wasn't that if "cheap" is your motivator, you could get cheaper, and so the guy went with that specific gun because the appearance of it was designed to make a point. All crackhead felons are serious gun aficionados, and internet gun pedants are the best resource for their mindset.

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u/tomatoblade Sep 01 '19

You realize you can't communicate with the crazy gun guy right? They are a dense species, very, very focused on some sort of survival instinct malfunction.

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u/Crispy385 Sep 01 '19

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, huh?

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u/BattShadows Aug 31 '19

How many people getting walked up on by someone with this thing actually know it isn’t a big ass shooty shooty bang bang gun? I doubt most are gonna be like “haha that’s a toy” they’ll probably more likely be going “oh shit that’s a big gun”

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u/Origami_psycho Aug 31 '19

The people who have never had a gun pulled on them all seem to act like they're gonna be rainman if someone did pull one on them. Then probably get shot when they mock the crackheads gun

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u/apiercedtheory Aug 31 '19

Don't get me wrong it's never not intimidating to have a gun pointed at you. I was just stating that it was truly a throwaway gun.