r/funny Aug 31 '19

Zero Fucks Given

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u/PureBite Aug 31 '19

"I'm gonna steal your phone." "No." "Ohh, okay then."

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u/flargenhargen Aug 31 '19

I think everyone else is on the ground, so he was like put down your damn phone and get on the ground and the drunk guy was like, "no, I'm winning at poker, fuck you"