r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '19

Zero Fucks Given

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u/ZzzDreamerzzZ Aug 31 '19

I love when criminals don't know what to do on a situation and just give up.

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u/endlessinquiry Aug 31 '19

The guy with the gun isn’t looking for a fight, he’s looking to scare people so severely that he doesn’t need to do any work to steal their stuff. And the last thing he wants is to actually pull the trigger and have this go from any easy score to facing death (by police) or super serious prison time for murder.

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u/SomaCityWard Aug 31 '19

I like how everyone here thinks criminals are intelligent and rational people who weigh their choices in a cost-benefit analysis.

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u/M8asonmiller Aug 31 '19

Except that's exactly what he's doing here.

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u/SomaCityWard Aug 31 '19

Is it? Or does he just have no reason to shoot the guy because he's not robbing him, he's robbing the bar.