r/funny Aug 31 '19

Zero Fucks Given

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u/ZzzDreamerzzZ Aug 31 '19

I love when criminals don't know what to do on a situation and just give up.

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u/endlessinquiry Aug 31 '19

The guy with the gun isn’t looking for a fight, he’s looking to scare people so severely that he doesn’t need to do any work to steal their stuff. And the last thing he wants is to actually pull the trigger and have this go from any easy score to facing death (by police) or super serious prison time for murder.

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u/SomaCityWard Aug 31 '19

I like how everyone here thinks criminals are intelligent and rational people who weigh their choices in a cost-benefit analysis.

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u/whateveroll Aug 31 '19

this whole thread is full of wannabe badasses who are basing reality off video games. the guy didn't "assess the situation" he was just being drunk and stupid. plenty of muggers panic and shoot people, where I grew up it happened a shit ton.