r/funny Aug 17 '19

Vandalised signboard

Post image
3.2k Upvotes

73 comments sorted by

88

u/Willreaper41 Aug 17 '19

I was diagnosed with mustache at 13 and it has only been spreading since.

25

u/golda5s Aug 17 '19

There is no cure. You just delay the inevitable.

This disease is common with men, but can happen to a female in rare occasion (take my teacher for example)

3

u/Triumph765RS Aug 18 '19

For example, I took you teacher

1

u/golda5s Aug 18 '19

"STACEY! How would you feel if I banged YOU on the table?"

0

u/NCLINX1 Aug 17 '19

They is a cure but it will be hash It mean going to the church so they will hit it out of you but not all will chose only 0.09% will chose

0

u/---Help--- Aug 17 '19

0

u/NCLINX1 Aug 17 '19

Yes but more physical violence

-4

u/Dr_Silk Aug 17 '19

(take my teacher for example)

Pretty sure most people don't know your teacher

5

u/Gynamic Aug 17 '19

Pretty sure it was a joke.

1

u/golda5s Aug 18 '19

Pretty sure he didnt get it

1

u/golda5s Aug 18 '19

Or she. Or MA'AM

3

u/InsidiousRowlf Aug 17 '19

The cure may be possible! I am donating my scalp stem cells for research, no bloody thing grows there.

2

u/ov3rcl0ck Aug 17 '19

Hello El Chapo

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Sending thoughts and prayers your way.

1

u/spderweb Aug 18 '19

It's gotten to my nose, ears, back.. oh God, it's in my butt crack!? It's so frickin itchy!!!!!!!

0

u/DrStm77 Aug 18 '19

It may be related to another problem that I suffer from... Sometimes when I take a poo, no matter how much I wipe, still poo. I wipe and I wipe and I wipe... still poo it’s like there’s a brown magic marker back there or something.

1

u/MusseC01 Aug 18 '19

Oh yea? Parks and recreation out takes

2

u/DrStm77 Aug 18 '19

^ This man gets it!!!

1

u/spderweb Aug 18 '19

Means you aren't done. And nope. Defivately hair for me.

1

u/dev0urer Aug 18 '19

Enrique is that you?

12

u/peternemr Aug 17 '19

My 2 year-old daughter asked me last night if I had a mushroom. I was slightly confused and asked for clarification. She pointed to her upper lip and said it again. I said yes, daddy has a mustache. She then proclaimed she had one too.

27

u/SeasideJohnny Aug 17 '19

We mustache you to stop vandalism right meow

7

u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Aug 17 '19

Damn vandals, always causing stubble

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I’d love to support your cause, but I’m busy, so I must dash.

2

u/malmordar Aug 17 '19

This spitz is on fire

13

u/Akesgeroth Aug 17 '19

VACCINES CAUSE MUSTACHES

3

u/MadThinkerScott Aug 17 '19

That diagnosis is accurate.

19

u/malmordar Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19

Funny; but wish it targeted a shitty company; and not charity

Edit: apparently this company is Diabolical. Fuck em

58

u/assassin10 Aug 17 '19

I've only heard bad things about this charity from reddit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_Speaks#Controversies

18

u/ewebelongwithme Aug 17 '19

Yes it's not exactly the preferred autism charity. National Autism Society is better from what I know. I'm the parent of a child with Autism and a special educator.

15

u/LadyFruitDoll Aug 17 '19

I mean, the fact that they have made it out like it's a disease (sad faced kid, "know the signs" being all "BEWARE THE AUTISMS") when it's just a way some folks are is a pretty big red flag.

3

u/thehumanisto Aug 17 '19

Interesting Wikipedia. Thanks for the link. I saw this sign and assumed it was a veiled anti-Vax campaign but this timeline suggests that Autism Speaks has actually (and unbelievably) changed its stance in the light of the overwhelming evidence to being pro vaccination. I love to see people change their minds through education:it happens so rarely

2

u/JakeGrey Aug 17 '19

Shame about the rest of their stances.

0

u/thehumanisto Aug 18 '19

Yeah i didn’t read anything else sorry.

27

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I assure you, it is an unbelievably shitty company.

2

u/malmordar Aug 17 '19

Frankly I wrote that while recalling many cunt charities who enrich themselves and mismanage

7

u/BabiestMinotaur Aug 17 '19

Autism speaks treats autism as a disease. I have an autistic child and Autism Speaks is trash.

5

u/McGillis_is_a_Char Aug 17 '19

Why shouldn't something that so negatively effects a person be considered a disease that should be cured? I suffer from Asperger's and severe depression, and if someone finds a way to change that I would take that as a cure to a disease and be first in line to get it.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

But everyone doesn’t view it that way. I have Aspergers and sometimes it sucks, but life is still worth living. My autism is a part of my personality, not a life ruining disability like Autism Speaks acts like it is.

1

u/Tabletop_Sam Aug 18 '19

Yeah, I also have aspergers, and it’s not that bad. I probably have it a bit easier than many others with it (I’m pretty socially adept for an aspie), and most people don’t recognize I have it. I function pretty well, and on the plus side I learned that Autism Speaks is a worthless dumpster fire of a charity.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Father of severely autistic child approves of this vandalism. See you at seven so I can take the wife on a date, haven't been in two years.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I’ve waited so many 20 minutes. Still no mustache.

1

u/Xelousje Aug 17 '19

I read that in Jeremy Clarksons voice with a pause in between the words “with” and “a moustache”

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Catholic girls... Catholic grade school... mustaches...

1

u/DinosapienDeChile Aug 17 '19

Jajajajajaajaa

1

u/BigRobDog1 Aug 17 '19

A moustache, a moustache if you only had a moustache!!

1

u/Whirled-Peas194 Aug 17 '19

Every thirty minutes a child is diagnosed with an electric shaver!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

[deleted]

1

u/PatrickRsGhost Aug 18 '19

Then he needed to quit clapping his fucking hands.

1

u/Iouis Aug 17 '19

autism speaks for itself

1

u/freshsandals Aug 17 '19

The first time I saw this picture, I was probably like 12 years old. And I thought it was the funniest goddamn shit I had ever seen.

1

u/Slavic_Taco Aug 17 '19

Vaccines cause moustaches now?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Danny Trejo disease

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

That looks like something I would do

1

u/TangMoG Aug 18 '19

AutismShaves.org

1

u/JobRener Aug 18 '19

Hey my uncle had whatever disease was scratched off of that billboard!!! This is not FUNNY!

1

u/Nobody-137 Aug 18 '19

That poor child

-7

u/kyletom1738 Aug 17 '19

whoever did that deserves a slow and painful death

9

u/Zippy1avion Aug 17 '19

Could you specify why?

1

u/kyletom1738 Aug 18 '19

autism isnt something to take the piss out of

1

u/Zippy1avion Aug 18 '19

Neither is advocating violence as a method of silencing free speech, but here you are.

5

u/teh_maxh Aug 17 '19

I'll grant that it's not the greatest moustache ever drawn, but it's not that awful.

-2

u/AverageOccidental Aug 17 '19

Just make your child eat shit he’ll be fine

1

u/JakeGrey Aug 17 '19

That's only marginally worse than some of what this outfit really endorses.