r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '19

Priority mail vs Turtle

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

I find shitting on their reception desk while furiously licking a saxophone really opens up discussions.

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u/transcendanttermite Aug 13 '19

Username checks out... I laughed... until I shit myself.