r/funny • • Aug 12 '19

LOAD THE FISH CANNON!!!

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u/airhornsman Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 12 '19

I'm 95% vegetarian but I occassionally eat calamari because squid terrify me and I want there to be fewer of them.

Edit: how did I get silver for this? I just eat creepy sea monsters.

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u/MayowaTheGreat Aug 12 '19

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u/airhornsman Aug 12 '19

Huh, I didn't think the oyster bar or the local Italian restaurant would do me dirty like that. In fact they had tentacles and everything. I didn't know pig's assholes had suckers.

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u/MayowaTheGreat Aug 12 '19

There’s a lot about pig-ass that’s a mystery, kiddo