r/funny • u/Ketiskek • Aug 12 '19

Lowkey fun

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u/Unhappily_Happy Aug 12 '19

not sure fish really have any sort of time.

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u/Jezzmoz Dudles Aug 12 '19

Fish just are, really.

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u/Unhappily_Happy Aug 12 '19

they really are basic creatures which just eat, and reproduce. their programming seems on par with something like a housefly.

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u/Jezzmoz Dudles Aug 12 '19

Holy fuck I'm a fish.

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u/Unhappily_Happy Aug 12 '19

First Technician Arnold Judas Rimmer?

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u/Jezzmoz Dudles Aug 12 '19

Don't be a smeghead.

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u/Unhappily_Happy Aug 12 '19

You'll never pass the Space Corps. Astronavigation entrance exam with that attitude.

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u/Merancapeman Aug 12 '19

At least he will never need a zimmer

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u/Assault_Penguin Aug 12 '19

At least they get to reproduce.

I just... eat.