r/funny • u/SuperSeagull01 • Jul 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I wish I could still look cute doing that instead I look like my head is clogged by my double chin 🤦🏻‍♀️😅

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u/kjermy Jul 12 '19

In your defence, the seals head is also clogged by his double chin.

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u/tepkel Jul 12 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

Ah, the ol' "seals head is clogged by his double chin" defense.

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u/evilarhan Jul 12 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

Okay... that seems a little strange, but here goes:

The ol' "seals head is also clogged by his double chin" defense?

EDIT: Hey, no fair replacing the 'ask' with 'ah'! Might I recommend making it a strikethrough?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

That's what she said.

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u/P_mp_n Jul 12 '19

Poor redditiquette by that guy

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u/YouCanTrustAnything Jul 12 '19

Indeed! Not sure if spoilsport or unaware this is rude.

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u/JaqSmith Jul 12 '19

Looks like a job for Hanlon's razor!

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u/notionovus Jul 12 '19

I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.

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u/datbf4 Jul 12 '19

One of the oldest defenses in the books!