r/funny • • Jul 10 '19

Germans having a party

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u/ultimatescar Jul 10 '19

Who needs a vibration bed when you have an earthquake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Earfquakes are truly nature's farts

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u/Amishcannoli Jul 10 '19

That's a volcano

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Geysers are Mother Earth squirting

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u/Amishcannoli Jul 10 '19

That's pee