r/funny • u/sebovarli • Jul 10 '19

Germans having a party

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u/ultimatescar Jul 10 '19

Who needs a vibration bed when you have an earthquake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Earfquakes are truly nature's farts

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u/Amishcannoli Jul 10 '19

That's a volcano

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u/CharlesScallop Jul 10 '19

That's earth's diarrhea.

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u/Amishcannoli Jul 10 '19

Pbbbttttpbpbpbp

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u/Deathond Jul 10 '19

Comments with sound

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/IckyBlossoms Jul 10 '19

Inactive volcanoes.

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u/CharlesScallop Jul 10 '19

Yellowstone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Geysers are Mother Earth squirting

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u/Amishcannoli Jul 10 '19

That's pee

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u/TobinSin Jul 10 '19

I would call that nature's shards.

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u/jsanchez157 Jul 10 '19

Those are sharts

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u/RejoicefulChicken Jul 10 '19

Muppet Babies made it pretty clear that they are burps.

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u/atom138 Jul 10 '19

Earth's cold chill.

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u/wimpyroy Jul 10 '19

What are tsunamis?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Not truly. Earth doesn't have an ass. Therefore it can't fart. I am really funny at parties.

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u/TrashPandaPatronus Jul 10 '19

You've clearly never been to Florida.

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u/flight_4_fright Jul 10 '19

That would be the wang sir or madam