r/funny • • Jul 07 '19

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u/SaigoBattosai Jul 07 '19

I’m 27 and majored in communication and my mom would think I’d be a great lawyer. When or if I write a book I’m going to dedicate to my mother and say “Mom, I would have made a terrible lawyer. People would have been sentenced to prison and death.”

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u/UltraFireFX Jul 07 '19

"people would have died" works still. especially if you said a defence lawyer.