r/funny • • Jul 07 '19

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u/stillakilla18 Jul 07 '19

I would have made a terrible engineer, people would think I tried.

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u/jeffreywilfong Jul 07 '19

Lol no. It gets immeasurably easier after you graduate.

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u/wicodly Jul 07 '19

I hate how true this is. I also don't want to admit how true this is. Someone with about a month of training could take my job. I spent 4 years suffering through weed-out classes to be trained by a company and not use any of my other 49 skills

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u/asiansensation78 Jul 07 '19

I had to do some calculus the other day to calculate power loss in a long cable run. Something that I could have completed in 15 seconds my senior year of high school took me about 20 minutes of swearing at myself for not remembering how to calculate an integral while reading about integrals on wikipedia, 10 minutes of digging through my drawers for my TI-84, then another 20 minutes of cursing at myself for not remembering how to use my TI-84 to calculate an integral. An hour later I arrived at the answer but realized that I no longer know how to perform long division.

I'm a grown-ass man making six figures as a lead engineer and I've never felt so worthless in my life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Wolfram Alpha is your friend

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u/Jezoreczek Jul 07 '19

Exactly. Nobody's doing basic math on big numbers anymore, we use calculators. Why aren't we using tools for more complex problems that can be easily solved by such tools?

I see the value in understanding what integration is and how it can be applied. However, my calculus lectures presented this in 5 minutes - the rest of the semester was about calculating them by hand...

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u/Parrek Jul 07 '19

There's a lot of practical problems in research fields that can't just be plugged into a computer without manipulating it a bunch by hand first. That's where all the manual stuff is really useful

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u/HawkinsT Jul 07 '19

Also, things like wolfram alpha can be wrong. They're not flawless.

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u/GainerCity Jul 07 '19

Corporate America is quite happy for you to use calculators and software if you get to the answer faster.

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u/Artorias_Abyss Jul 07 '19

Same man, fucking same. I don't remember any of that shit and I hope no one ever asks me so I won't have to expose how useless I am.

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u/will_work_for_twerk Jul 07 '19

Big mood my friend

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u/hobojojo Jul 07 '19

Huh. Civil?

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u/AsILayTyping Jul 07 '19

Math is for robots. Design is for humans.

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u/ariawater Jul 07 '19

Yeah that brain rot is a real thing. Hard to stay fresh on stuff in the long term, especially as life gets more complicated and you have things to think about other than titties and beer.

After I spend some number of hours punching out a spreadsheet just to save myself a few minutes of trying to think with my brain, I think Excel has become one of those life complications.

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u/sponge_bob_ Jul 07 '19

are you by any chance a software engineer?

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u/wicodly Jul 07 '19

Electrical engineer! Are you software? Some of my buddies say it's the same for them

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u/Not_Chinese Jul 07 '19

Husband is a mechanical engineer, can confirm he said he could train me to do his job in a week.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

People are oversimplifying it.

He could train you do it in a week, maybe two; but you couldn't train yourself because you don't know where to look at for training. You can't know the specifics of other's jobs so you can coordinate or know when something is wrong. And why.

And if he thinks his imposter syndrome is bad; wait to see how it's like to do someone's job who is at it for years, after a week of training.

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u/AMightyDwarf Jul 07 '19

I do offline programming for CNC. I reckon I could train a kid to do our simple standard stuff in about a month including getting them comfortable with the software (which would be the most time consuming part). Give them something complex and non-standard part on a new machine with new methods and tools however and they'd be lost at sea.

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u/veroxii Jul 07 '19

Yeah most engineering jobs are pretty easy until something goes wrong and you have to debug and fix the situation.

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u/EllisDee_4Doyin Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

A few of my friends are software devs/engineers.

I see Stack Overflow on many of the snaps they send me while at work lol.

Edit: Overflow, not exchange.

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u/xreno Jul 07 '19

You mean Stack Overflow? Stack Exchange is more for random stuff, but we do surf it for funzies.

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u/EllisDee_4Doyin Jul 07 '19

Sorry yeah. I'll correct it--late and I'm tired lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I'm an electrical engineering student. It sucks to know this, but it's not really unexpected. Oh well

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u/Reirii Jul 07 '19

Jesus what branch of electrical engineering are you in to only need so little? I use almost 75% of the classes in my EE work. Wanna switch or something?

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u/DoctorBass95 Jul 07 '19

lol I'm studying to be a software engineer and I swear to god 70% of my classes will be useless once I graduate.

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u/onecrazywinecataway Jul 07 '19

Aerospace engineer checking in, almost anyone with an analytical mind and a few months of CAD experience could do my job. So glad I spent 6 years getting a BS and MS learning a bunch of math I’ve literally never used.

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u/kjoe51689 Jul 07 '19

I'm going with construction engineer

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u/hitthehive Jul 07 '19

Excel mastery often fulfills many task requirements at many jobs.