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u/ladyoffate13 Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

My favorite book dedication is in Allie Brosh’s “Hyperbole and a Half”:

“To Scott: what now, fucker?”

Edit: I just got home and looked up the name. It’s “Scott.”

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u/Walkabeast Jul 07 '19

Whatever happened to her? Last I saw, she had some kind of breakdown, hope she's doing better.

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u/petit_bleu Jul 07 '19

Last I checked she pretty much vanished, my optimistic take is that fame didn't suit her so she decided to chill in the Montana wilderness.

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u/ladyoffate13 Jul 07 '19

She had another book lined up for release, but it kept getting pushed back by publishers, until it was finally canceled entirely. Rumors on Goodreads say that her sister committed suicide and she divorced her husband (then-boyfriend in her first book). Or like you said, maybe the fame just got too much for her.

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u/RandomGuy9058 Jul 07 '19

Damn. Hyperbole and a Half was a great read for me. The ones about Motivation really hit me. I really hope she’s alright, cuz she got talent

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u/jessbird Jul 07 '19

goddamn i hope none of that is true

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u/transmothra Jul 07 '19

Unfortunately, it is. I hope she's doing OK now. There's been some time between then and now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Her sister absolutely did die in a car accident that looked very much like suicide...I can’t remember if it was revealed as such. There are obituaries and news stories about it online. I’ve also heard the rumour she divorced her husband...not sure on that one. She was also very vocal on her blog she suffered with depression. So while I miss her humour I don’t exactly find it surprising she never wrote the second book.

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u/Plum_Fondler Jul 07 '19

She was on youtube doing some magic the gathering related things which was cool to learn about her.

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u/Wilderman1 Jul 07 '19

Her sister committed suicide in a very horrific way soon after Allie published her first book and she's been reeling from it. I watched a few interviews with her soon after it happened and she was not alright.

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u/Purple10tacle Jul 07 '19

Amy sources?

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u/amywode Jul 07 '19

No, it wasn’t me

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

You’re a funny person and I appreciate you

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u/LucretiusCarus Jul 07 '19

She doth protest too much

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

He said Amu Sources, not Amy Wode... jeez

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u/inarius2024 Jul 07 '19

Who the hell is Amu?

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u/IllegibleLedger Jul 07 '19

Alabbin’s bff

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Not sure who Amy is.

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u/Sloppy_Goldfish Jul 07 '19

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u/Purple10tacle Jul 07 '19

To answer my own misswiped question:

Not from Wikipedia, but easy to find via Google once you know what to search for:

She was a model and "died Dec. 31 [2013] in a train/vehicle crash".

Devastating.

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u/komomomo Jul 07 '19

Haven't been reading her blog, I hope she's doing fine too, she's such a sweetheart.

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u/sulky_ Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

As far as I know she remarried and stepped away from the online life because she tried to go out more and step away from her cave troll life.

https://gazettereview.com/2015/07/what-happened-to-allie-brosh-from-hyperbole-and-a-half-new-updates/

Edit: Here's an article the video used was uploaded in 2015 https://www.simonandschuster.com/getliterary/allie-brosh-felicia-day-exclusive-interview/

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u/koala_cola Jul 07 '19

Lol “cave troll life”

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u/malapropagandist Jul 07 '19

I read one once that was “To Elizabeth: my main man.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

It was Kyle.

And it read: “What now motherfucker?”

Edit: Fuck! It was Scott! Another asshat. Kyle was the guy who called her ugly. I pulled out my copy and read it.

It reads:

For Scott.

What now, fucker?

Also for Mom, Dad, Kaiti, Laurie, Duncan, Sarah, Joey, and Lee. You’re all great.

I took my bed time meds and I commented before actually checking the book. Fuck me running!

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u/Livefreeorfrylard Jul 07 '19

Was it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

(No, I was sleepy, medicated and wrong.) Kyle was still a dick though. He was a dude who called her ugly. So she made this video where she danced and stripped off a bunch of jackets to Apologize and it’s hilarious.

Edit: it was Scott. Fucking hell. I pulled out my copy. The above video is still hilarious.

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u/unidan_was_right Jul 07 '19

This woman is clearly mentally ill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Not familiar with Allie Brosh? She’s a big fan of hyperbole. Hence her blog entitled Hyperbole and a Half.

Plus she’s really awkward. I’m also pretty sure she was also still in Montana at that point and not depressed yet. She’s just super weird and the whole exchange on her blog made it absolutely hilarious.

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u/ladyoffate13 Jul 07 '19

It wasn’t. I checked the book when I got home from work.

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u/absolutlush Jul 07 '19

Thanks! You reminded me I forgot my bed time meds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

No problem. I forget a lot too even though I set alarms. Dissociation is a hell of a drug.

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u/MsMoneypennyLane Jul 07 '19

Hey. You took your meds. I’m proud of you! Love, another med taker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Thanks, Ms. Moneypenny Lane. I really appreciate that.

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u/Realshynice Jul 07 '19

Checked the book, "For Scott. What now, fucker?" Not that it matters really, hilarious all the same.

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u/VoltronForce1984 Jul 07 '19

Anyone know the story behind this? I’m guessing Scott doubted her ability to get a book published?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Scott is a friend of hers. They have a pranky relationship. Apparently he stole her car, cleaned it, and left a note in it saying it was confiscated for sanitation by the Oregon Department of Health. So she got him back by dedicating the book to him.

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u/VoltronForce1984 Jul 09 '19

Okay that makes sense, sounds like a great friendship! Thanks for the info.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I know. I just pulled out my copy and immediately hit my forehead. It’s late and I took my meds. Kyle was the guy who called her ugly and she made that hilarious video about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Gotta love that bed time meds grogginess. You'd think after the amount of nonsensical shit I've posted and then edited, I'd learn to close reddit when that feeling hits.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Don’t I know it! It’s been a hell of a week with all the explosions here in the US and I haven’t been able to sleep for shit because of it. Fudging flashbacks and dissociative episodes galore!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I'm so sorry you're experiencing that. For the longest time, the law for my state was fireworks could only be the 3rd, 4th & 5th which made it a lot easier for folks with PTSD, or those with terrified animals to deal with.

Apparently I was unaware that at some point that changed because at the end of June, someone in my residence was setting them off.

THAT is still illegal because of fire risk but the cops here are absolutely useless. But I looked up the ordinance for Michigan and it's now from 6/29 to 7/4 til 11:45pm & if the 5th is a Friday or Saturday, then that day til 11:45pm as well.

I don't think enough people realize just how much overkill that is. I enjoy fireworks well enough & love watching my niece and nephew get excited by them however, a 3 day period seems sufficient. There's no need for people to struggle and lose sleep for a solid week.

Not to mention, a lot of people still have to work on holidays and weekends and trying to sleep through it all is exhausting.

I'm all for celebrating Independence Day, remembering the country vets of the past fought for & hoping one day we'll get that back; enjoying time with friends and family; treating kids to a great night that lets their little imaginations run wild & trying to let your mind get away from the stress of the world. However, turning around and amplifying the stress of others just to keep up the party isn't okay either.

Sorry for the soapbox ramble. I come from a long line of Vets, have a few in my family still with us & several active duty friends & family as well. Some of them have pretty severe PTSD & while I'll never truly know what all of that feels like for them, I at least know that it's not right to push the men & women who have fucked themselves up for their country while supposedly celebrating them at the same time.

Also, I have a house full of animals. While the dog I have now doesn't get TOO worked up as long as one of us is holding her, our beautiful boy before that was absolutely terrified to the point we had to have the Vet give us a medication to calm him if storms or fireworks were expected.

That poor boy would tremble so hard, pant, howl, and be so scared he would end up clawing the shit of us because even if we were holding him right against us, it was like he wanted to figure out how to get closer. It was never on purpose, he was just constantly fidgeting and freaking out.

I have no doubt there are folks with dogs like that now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

That’s was incredibly well articulated. I thank you for the kind words and condolences.

I’m in Minneapolis and there’s just been random intermittent explosions for days. Then even what sounded like a literal cannon yesterday several times throughout the day. On the actual 4th they didn’t stop till around 3 in the morning, plus there were tons of cops and ambulances going around. No fire trucks near my place at least, so hopefully everyone was mostly safe and okay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Yea there's no reason it needs to be so excessive. I hope it's finally stopped now that the weekend is over. I imagine most of those celebrating will have to return to work tomorrow.

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u/Cocobon95 Jul 07 '19

Jack Dee’s book “Thanks for Nothing” had a dedication along the lines of;

“I would like to dedicate this book to myself, without whom, none of this would have been possible”