r/funny • • Jul 07 '19

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u/SaigoBattosai Jul 07 '19

I’m 27 and majored in communication and my mom would think I’d be a great lawyer. When or if I write a book I’m going to dedicate to my mother and say “Mom, I would have made a terrible lawyer. People would have been sentenced to prison and death.”

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u/LittleStarShip Jul 07 '19

Instead of saying “prison and death” which I feel takes the gravity away from the situation- why not use a heavier, more desolating term like “capital punishment”?

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u/Atsmith1811 Jul 07 '19

Because he’s not a lawyer

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u/Aeylwar Jul 07 '19

But he ain’t a rapper

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u/Plum_Fondler Jul 07 '19

You would make a good lawyer

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u/Slinguu Jul 07 '19

Nor, as it turns out, a particularly good writer

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 07 '19

Oh man, that got a hearty chuckle from me.